Looking for some giggles and grins? Here’s a treasure trove of jokes that are sure to keep kids (and kids at heart) entertained for hours.
From silly puns to playful riddles, this collection has something for everyone. So get ready to laugh out loud and share these jokes with friends and family!
Let’s get into the giggles!
Animal Antics
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish!
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
Why don’t ants get sick? Because they have tiny ant-ibodies!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Why can’t a leopard hide? Because he’s always spotted!
Food Funnies
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly!
What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry!
Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
Silly Science
Why did the science book look so sad? Because it had too many problems!
What kind of music do planets listen to? Neptunes!
Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot!
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Wordplay Wonders
What do you call a bear with no ears? B!
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine!
What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks!
Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems!
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock! Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again?
Knock knock! Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? No, silly! A cow says “moo”!
Riddle Me This
What has keys but no locks, space but no room, and you can enter but not go in? A keyboard!
What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs? A clock!
What gets wetter as it dries? A towel!
What has to be broken before you can use it? An egg!
What goes up but never comes down? Your age!
Giggly Geography
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream!
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up!
Where do pencils go on vacation? Pencil-vania!
What do you call a snowman in summer? A puddle!
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snow caps!
Punny People
What do you call a fake stone in Ireland? A sham rock!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field!
What do you call a sleeping kangaroo? A pouched potato!
Sports Silliness
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop!
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory!
Why couldn’t the pirate play cards? Because he was sitting on the deck!
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick!
Miscellaneous Merriment
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly!
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener!
Remember, the best jokes are the ones that make everyone laugh and smile.
Share these jokes with your friends and family, and don’t forget to come up with some of your own! Laughter is the best medicine, so keep those giggles coming!
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